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Gas Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a fucktard my friend.

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by MrFaust

rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


SMART CAR - ...Stupid Driver

TAGS: funny smartcar odd gas pump
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Chinpokumon

jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:11 am
hehe XD
BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 5:58 pm
I think I know a few people who would do this. lol
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:48 am
If I had a unused gas handle with hose still attached, I'd drive around with it in my gas cap just to mess with people


HITLER - The poor guy finally got his gas bill.


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.

BIOFUEL - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: peeing in gas tank
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Timmy

zentiger - June 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
Timmy, do you practice at being an idiot, or does it just come naturally for you?
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 2:35 pm
Attention: to the owner of a green sedan... your car is fucked

TEAR GAS - Not effective against pretend pistols

TAGS: tear gas
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - June 28, 2010, 1:11 am
Still one of my Faves.
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:49 pm
Love it!
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:38 pm
LMAO! He's also sporting the air-shotgun on his back. 5Ls.
Arnaldo - February 23, 2010, 2:19 pm
pretty nice work! 5L

NO PROFESSIONALISM - It's OK, until it's not.

TAGS: gas dentist funny
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

alethia - March 20, 2012, 11:37 pm
That's just creepy, lolz.
TheSanityInspector - December 15, 2011, 11:15 pm
"I have to stay awake, or clowns will eat me."



TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm


TAGS: gas men money pain
Rating: 4.45/5

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krazyivanthedivine - March 1, 2012, 8:32 pm
If I could give my firstborn child to rate this 1000L, I would.
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 7:38 pm
yeah, 5, easy
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:52 pm
(carebear BANNED)
phantom2romeo - March 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
is that the premium or supreme pain in the A$$?
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:00 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:57 pm
wtf.. who 1 L'd this one? This is solid. Good job Carebear..

Bat Country -

TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by drpepper397

TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the fucking story!"

GAS PRICES - tolling the bell for impeding recession

YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.

TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by gildedmonk

TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?

ORGASM - If she fakes it, that is HER problem, not yours.

TAGS: orgasm fake problem rnr
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by RnR

Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:29 am
HAHAHA- aPauling, you're actually right! I NEVER thought a guy would figure that out! I'm (seriously) in shock
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 1:22 am
ewwwwwwwww. That is not appealing.
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 9:03 am
One thing is certain: She sure ain't "faking" those TITS!
aPauling - July 28, 2008, 12:52 pm
FAKING IT: The nice way say stop already!

MY PIGGY BANK IS STARVING - That's right, I had to fill up the gas tank again today ...

OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them

TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too

FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your sexuality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or buttermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I don't understand?


TAGS: dirty mind masturbation organism orgasm
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 12, 2012, 8:50 am
Sorry to hear that!
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:28 pm
The pic with the "dirty mind" text was funny. It was in no way enhanced by your caption.

BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...

INFLATION? - Yeah, there's a charge to inflate your auto tires!

TAGS: gas prices omg lol wtf
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:48 am
Nice One For The Times!5L

SPONTANEOUS ORGASM - You Never Know When One Will Strike

DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!

EVEN HE KNOWS! - Have you seen the price of gas these days? ... It's a doggone shame! ...


VEGAS RULE #1 - What Happens Here, Stays Here.

TAGS: welcome to vegas rule 1
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by MustyK

kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:58 pm
If that's Vegas Rule #1... What're the others? Or are there any?
MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:53 pm
I thought he was still there !!
TheGoat - March 7, 2010, 8:40 am
Tell that to OJ!

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm

MEGAS XLR - Because Rednecks Do Anime Better.

TAGS: megas xlr hotrods robots
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:40 pm
Damn straight! Megas XLR FTW!
zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 7:40 pm
i loved that show, y did they cancel it?

URANUS - Is full of gas

TAGS: uranus is full of gas
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - September 3, 2011, 5:53 pm
and has 2 moon5 lol


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Oh it may stay in Vegas, but the pictures and the money you got doing it comes with you.

TAGS: what happens in vegas
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
nice smile. when you decide to sell this bra on ebay make sure you give me a h5ad start :)
CloudchaserS - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
As do the STD's
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 11:22 pm
Heh Heh, yeah, that it doe5

WHO KNOWS - what tomorrow may bring

TAGS: nagasaki japan 1945
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - March 28, 2012, 8:41 am
That's For Sure,Good One !


SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best

TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought.

TAGS: cars gas prices
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.


TAGS: amerime trumped anime when megas hit the stage hard giant robots possibly overcompensating patriotic patriotism act mecha
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
Thanks, lol, rednecks do everything better.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 4:12 pm
Nice take on the old subject man, lol. You did it better then me. Then again, I just did the bare bones. I reiterate; Rednecks do anime better.
shadowblade - February 12, 2010, 11:27 pm
megas xlr was awesome, i was very sad when it ended
motifake - February 10, 2010, 9:11 pm

hehe nice photochop work there

NITROUS GAS - for that extra boost

TAGS: gas
Rating: 3.6/5

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FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.


TAGS: tenticles gyo gashunk squid
Rating: 3.11/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:56 am
Judging fromthe question mark after "Arrgh?" - I'm thinking he's all for the tentacles, and just plays the part of a victim.

MAXIMILIAN PEGASUS - Teaching kids how to spot a child molester since 1998.

HOLY SHIT! - Gas was only $1.59!?

TAGS: gas
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by jj

Crazy Kid - December 14, 2008, 7:01 am
Maybe that is why Southwest flights are so cheap??
Johnny - October 4, 2008, 4:19 pm
Is this a repost... I know this is already on this site.

HOLY CRAP! - gas is only 1.09

TAGS: gas
Rating: 2.17/5

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ORGASMS - Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah!

GAS PRICES - Is this your idea of alternative energy?

TAGS: gas
Rating: 1.81/5

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World Economy Improving -

TAGS: economy improving tear gas pepper spary world
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L

PROTESTS - This ones almost over.

TAGS: tear gas feb assignment
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Oooooh the fun I could have with one of those.
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:45 pm
Heh heh.... yeah, LOL!
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:24 pm
Nice one.

Brain Molestation -

TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.

Cage-gasam -


Tuesday -

TAGS: taco tuesday gas
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - July 9, 2013, 12:22 am
lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 9:08 pm


Em the stallion -

TAGS: pant wheeze gasp
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:12 am
Oh, GaryO!
Sho - September 6, 2014, 11:03 pm
rerun - September 6, 2014, 2:09 pm

I wasn't expecting that
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:44 pm
Mr. Gary...speechless, I er, um...5Lmfao.


TAGS: squirrel lasvegas copy disorder agdaniele
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - January 24, 2011, 6:32 am
On the street, we call it power-drinking.

FEAR - You want to know what it looks like? Look in to his eyes.

TAGS: fear and loving in fat vegas
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - April 21, 2010, 7:17 pm
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
This picture just reminds me of 'Empire Strikes Back', when Jabba has Leia. Or is that 'Return of the Jedi'?
pieman - April 21, 2010, 1:23 pm
What ever she gave him he can't even blink "help me"
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 11:46 am
Fear, or the Roofies are just wearing off!


LAS VEGAS - Some slogans need refining

TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.39/5

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I KNEW IT - Those beans were going to come back to haunt me.

VEGAS - I think I will stay here

TAGS: vegas
Rating: 2.82/5

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Obviously... -

TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.



TAGS: love air mommy timmy gas
Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:20 pm
Wow. 5L
angelous - October 11, 2010, 4:17 pm

GUESS - ...who had the triple bean dip sausa, seven deviled eggs, a six-pack of beer, oysters and mustard corn dogs yesterday...


TAGS: bad gas fill the tank
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - April 20, 2012, 8:55 am
That's the reaction i was hoping for
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:41 am



TAGS: las vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Failure -

NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.


Cashing In -

TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave

SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: febchallenge tear gas dad s promise
Rating: 4.15/5

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Fatt Matt - February 23, 2010, 12:03 pm

LACHRYMATORY AGENT - "How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? " "I'd say you boys have had enough!" The Early Days.

TAGS: tear gas
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

SaintsWillWin - December 22, 2012, 11:26 pm
FYI-It was Richard Pryor who gave Mel Brooks the idea for Blazing Saddles
rudeboy308 - June 28, 2011, 6:49 pm
Still one of my all-time favorite classic comedies, right up there with Animal House and Blues Brothers. Nobody has the guts to make a movie like that anymore--Hollywood's too P.C. now.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLUFFY, - Fido needed some alone time. He had tied the end of the string to gas prices. Who said flying isn't cheap?

FAIL - I don't think you'll be working today or tomorrow.

Oversized Vehicles -

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

LADY GAGAAAUGH! - Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

TAGS: lady gagas better looking sister
Rating: 3.43/5

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MustyK - February 19, 2010, 11:59 pm
The Ultimate Passion Killer
Treehodger - February 15, 2010, 1:30 am
My balls just retracted.
Mal - September 21, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hey! that's Leslie from Yo Gabba Gabba!

IT'S AMAZING - how imminent death looks just like an orgasm!

PHOTOGRAPHY - Captures moments you'll never see again.

TAGS: cheap gas
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Kris

mauser98k - July 12, 2008, 10:49 pm
where have i seen this image before?... ;)

AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first

Gasoline -

TAGS: gasoline woof
Rating: 2.44/5

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GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 5:52 pm
It's "I would have Shat" not "id Shot." Remember, always use the past pluperfect subjunctive.
Schifty - November 25, 2008, 2:39 pm
id shot bricks if i saw that cat!
ninjaxyz - September 6, 2008, 12:42 am
wowz it's like that fire tiger
Carnivore - July 31, 2008, 9:32 am


TAGS: vegas aggy
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:26 am
Most excellent!
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 7:52 pm
My favorite pair.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 1:27 pm

thnx claire
Claire - August 8, 2010, 12:16 pm
This is great. 5l

UNLEADED GAS - Still working on it

TAGS: gas car smoke
Rating: 4.45/5

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vulture - January 22, 2012, 10:35 pm
Pyroclastic cloud - stick your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye!


TAGS: tribute viva las vegas cubby
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Aelo Telstar - February 2, 2011, 12:24 pm
He makes me want to stab my eyes out
pieman - February 1, 2011, 10:09 am
Love it. Just FYI they usually grab Starbucks at the first stop. Then they don't make it to the second stop. 5L

THANK GOD FOR ALARM CLOCKS - Aggy was jolted out of his nightmare from hell

TAGS: no more chimichangas after 9 for you
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 3:44 pm
What is that rayon? Tisk Tisk!
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 3:35 pm
I couldn't believe I wore that dress!

DIRTY BLONDES - there's a reason why they call them dirty

RECESSION - Even in Japan.The true translation of this sign is: Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free.

TAGS: gas grass or ass
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by pieman

pieman - February 9, 2010, 3:16 pm
Peeknese, look at these!
Kuronno - February 9, 2010, 1:43 pm
CHINESE Looks like japanese. =P

O-FACE - Most human communication is nonverbal Let him know what a great job he did and he might come back for seconds

GAS CRISES SOLVED - Who needs gas these days!

TAGS: gas epic
Rating: 2.94/5

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HOLY CRAP! - Gas under two dollars?!?!?

TAGS: gas stop go
Rating: 2.8/5

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GAS PRICES - Hey what do you know? Gas prices dropped

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.

TAGS: vegas hangover katy perry
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
wink wink!
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks, Eggy!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
At least you're not chasing cocks anymore. Just the chicks.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:28 pm
no problem... better now than never!!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
I know that info didn't go over easy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:20 pm
Not if you're A) a good cook and B) cook in bed. Sorry for you to learn it this way, forseti.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most chicks are gone when you wake up...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:12 pm
Depends... which came first?

EXXON: - Sodomizing our planet one gallon at a time

TAGS: exxon gas sodomy global warming
Rating: 2.29/5

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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Buy a hybrid, my truck needs the gas.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
You guys don't care about your life-support system?
agree - November 23, 2008, 10:34 pm
I totally agree with Nrn
NrN - August 6, 2008, 6:32 am
I do drive a gas-guzzling SUV so tree huggers can go fuck themselves. And i'll vote for the first party that introduces a systematic genocide against greenpeace, tree-huggers and the rest of the ill-informed, brain dead wankers.
u.u - August 4, 2008, 8:10 pm
Greenpeace can go fuck themselves. They don't give a shit about the environment, they just care about people voting in futher socialist policies.
RnR - August 2, 2008, 4:10 am
EXXON: "please, by all means, drive a gas-guzzling SUV. We'ld appreciate if you use our products, but you dont have to." GREENPEACE: "if you drive a SUV you are a genocidal child-molestor."

CONGRESS - They Dont Control Gas Prices The War-Shattered Economy Does ...Dumbass...

TAGS: politics economy gas prices
Rating: 2.16/5

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Professer Dumbass - May 29, 2009, 10:18 am
Most economical changes are results of shitty decisions made earlier. Say what you will about Obama but this isn't his fault. The economy is fucked up because corporate ass holes have been fucking people over for many years.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:16 pm,Canada%20Average,&Unit=US%20$/G
RnR - August 1, 2008, 6:20 am
stop whining: for most European countries governement gets anywhere between 50 and 80% in taxes AND still levvies RoadTax and ownership taxes
Vinnie - July 31, 2008, 9:27 pm
Knowledgeable American is knowledgeable.
KRis - July 24, 2008, 3:05 pm
Why doesn't it say "Bush & Pelosi-Reid Congress?" I guess he's no longer part of the equation, as to fit the BS point you're trying to make. *smirk*
Sam - June 19, 2008, 9:49 am
Well, the president has little to do with gas prices either, so suck on that one, liberal bastards.
Knowledgable American - June 17, 2008, 1:15 am
It is congress... through raised taxes on Gasoline (Federal Government gets $0.15 out of EVERY $1 of Gasoline), through regulations (They won't let anyone increase supply by drilling or refining more IN OUR COUNTRY), and through requiring R&D of alter
Chris - June 14, 2008, 7:08 pm
We could argue all day about who controls gas prices, but its definitely not congress.
God - June 13, 2008, 11:19 am
No it doesn't. The oil companies do, you fuck head.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS, - but if you bang this thing news travels fast.

TAGS: vegas
Rating: 2.14/5

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GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 6:30 pm
Col.Saunders ain't saying a word how that secret 7 herbs and spice originated.

TRUTH - Nuff' Said!

TAGS: orgasm truth
Rating: 1.77/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 2:11 am
Oh come on, we all want females to orgasm!
Deek - April 7, 2009, 9:00 pm
My retinas are on fire.
TigerKid - October 7, 2008, 12:20 am
Get lost! We're talking about FUCKING here! The truth coming out in moans, screams, curled toes, clenched teeth and back scratching. To hell with the politically correct bullshit!
... - July 15, 2008, 8:29 pm
Sam, short for, Samantha? *Rae* Or are you that much of a people person that the woman her self doesn't so much 'count' as her enjoyment...?

CHUCK NORRIS - fighting gas prices for the good of America

TAGS: churck norris gas politics
Rating: 1.73/5

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mmmmmmmm - April 19, 2009, 6:10 am
you fool! ignoring the fact youre blaspheming the great name of CHUCk, you did NOT goldplate his name and/or add capitals! he'll kill us all!!
Chuckie - July 7, 2008, 7:02 am
dont be daft, if i could sort out the recession, i'ld run for president

BROSHIMI - Lets hose some at that of TEAR GAS, off of you.